“Mad Men” star John Hamm has a huge penis. Its so big, you can see it from space. Its so gigantic it can wear sneakers as a third leg. Well, media seems to think so. & AMC, the network behind his show, and where Hamm often films his scenes commando, wants it out of sight and out of mind.
Because it makes his co-stars and cast and crew uncomfortable.
Hamm works with prudes if we are to believe this New York Daily News report.
According to the Daily News, Hamm “was politely instructed by a staffer at the network” to wear underwear while shooting scenes in skin tight pants. Says an “insider”:
“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination.”
These guys are missing a great marketing opp in hiding Hamm’s hog: gays and women.
Its also sexist cuz the network has no issue exploiting Christina Hendrix and her massive breasts.
Hamm is said to be upset. Cue violin played by his penis.