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WATCH: FIRST TRAILER OF JUPITER ASCENDING (VIDEO)

In Lifestyle on March 27, 2014 at 12:25 pm

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Fine ass Channing Tatum is everything in this new trailer of Jupiter Ascending, the new sci – fi intergalactic thriller by the Wachowski Brothers, siblings who gave us the Matrix Trilogy and Cloud Atlas. The film is set for a July release and will no doubt speculate on the nature of man, our place in the universe and yada yada.

Mila Kunis plays a  janitor who is also Queen of the Universe. Tatum is her ruggedly handsome bodyguard going Pew! Pew! Pew! with his penis… I mean laser guns.

Fun!

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