Fine ass Channing Tatum is everything in this new trailer of Jupiter Ascending, the new sci – fi intergalactic thriller by the Wachowski Brothers, siblings who gave us the Matrix Trilogy and Cloud Atlas. The film is set for a July release and will no doubt speculate on the nature of man, our place in the universe and yada yada.

Mila Kunis plays a  janitor who is also Queen of the Universe. Tatum is her ruggedly handsome bodyguard going Pew! Pew! Pew! with his penis… I mean laser guns.

Fun!